Man or Shrimp?

Have you ever noticed how much men resemble shrimp?
7 Reasons why:

1) Shrimp consist primarily of muscle and intestine.
Men consist entirely of muscle and intestine.
2) Shrimp have a hard flexible outer shell protecting their sensitive bodies.
Men cover themselves with a hard outer shell, making them extremely insensitive.
3) A shrimp's heart and brain are so small, they are virtually non-existant.
Men don't have hearts or brains, unless they are discussing sports, fishing or hunting.
4) Shrimp have 6 arms for grasping, grabbing and pinching.
Men are all hands.
5) A shrimp has antennae for locating food and females. (that's why they need 6 arms)
Men have built-in radar for locating food and females. (that's why they are all hands)
6) Shrimp have no ears.
Men pretend not to hear.
7) Finally:
If you pull the head off of a shrimp, you will find it filled with a mushy, stinky brown
substance that strangely resembles the stuff filling its intestines.
If you could pull the head off of a man, you would find that he is just plain full of it!